Gloating....

Not to gloat....and I'm not sure how it happened, BUT this blog is now a genius reading level.......


Yeah I laughed too....

There is the proof. I also have a screen shot. I figured the crawler saw the already posted link about the reading level of this blog and thought GENIUS!

You are not a real man until...

Has anyone seen this? Man Saves bear

or this Firefighter Lifts Car

Just turn in your man card now. Pretty impressive if you ask me.

Im asking for it...

A few days ago, TV sent me this link.
Fighting 5 year olds

I scored 28. Yeah that's right. 28 lil munchkins are going down.

My 6 YO girl is playing T Ball. I LOVE to coach baseball. I like the 13-15 year old age group. I took an oath to NEVER ever ever NEVER coach under 10 Years old, much less T Ball. It was a personal choice and so far has been a good one. I'm still outta jail, and have not had any restraining orders levied against me.

They have had 2 practices and one game. So far I've watched one practice and one game. Its pathetic to be nice about it. Notice I said watched one of each. Fast Forward to today, and now I am coaching, well helping to coach the team. The main coach seems to know his stuff, just not how to relate it to the kids. All the other coaches seemed to have quit. SO that means I get to either a.) help out and actually teach the kids something, or b.) jab myself in the eye with a dull knife.

While I can take 28 lil munchkins at one time...I get to start with 11.....

BT

My Wife.

I'm not near the person I wish I could be. My wife is on a small vacation to a friends house in California. For some reason we have argued quite a bit while she has been gone. I've basically ruined her vacation.

And for that I would like to offer her, here in front of everyone who reads my blog, my deepest and most sincere apologies to my wife.

She comes back late Sunday night. I'm afraid that may be too late in many ways. I hope I havent lost her already. I love her very much but I'm not sure she feels loved by me. I dont speak to her like I should. I dont tell her how much I appreciate her, I dont tell her how good she looks, I dont tell her thank you for taking care of me/the kids/the house. I've discovered its not just physical love she need nor wants. I'm not very good at that. I hope to improve. I hope she can find it in her heart to forgive me. CJ I love you!

BT