Rants, Rants, Rants

Saturday 0500 and nothing to blog about....Well here are a few things that sums up the last few days.

1. Utah Drivers. Listen up Utah Drivers. You people suck. I spent half a day or so driving through your lovely state on I70 and I15, only to be cut off when you decided to pass me. Now it wouldnt be so bad if I was in my 2000 pound car. NO I'm in a Ford Excersion, pulling a 20 foot trailer. Probably 10000 pounds or more, with a second vehicle with more weight behind me. DO NOT pass me, 1. and merge 3 feet off my front bumper 2. SLOW DOWN after you pass me, especially on a downhill. I'm speeding up get outta the way.

2. Hofbrauhouse German restaurant. Ate there last night. I wont go back. 1. Its loud, 2. Service sucked. 3. Its loud as crap. 4. The german band that was playing sucked ass. 5. The look alike Neill Diamond was funny. 5. Food prices were stupid high. Ridiculous. I was not impressed. So much that Im not even gonna blog about how stupid it is to go there.



3. Las Vegas. Nough Said. What a waste of space/energy/water.


3b. Sluts at Las Vegas. You dont look hot in your paris hilton crotch high dresses with high hills that you cant walk in. You dont look hot in blue jeans and high heels either. Who ever started this fad needs to be shot. Anybody who wants to come to Vegas, needs to be shot.

3C. Those dumb ass parents who think its OK to push their 3 YO kid in a stroller down the Las Vegas strip at 10 pm at night. ITS NOT. Take your kid to the hotel and choke your self. You need to be shot and castrated so you cant pollute the gene pool anymore. Parent of the year award goes to you Mr & Mrs dumbass parents. Vegas is for adults. Disneyland's for the family

Kids on the strip at night? Really?

3D. The group of people who stand on the side walk and hand out the stripper cards. You need to be shot. get a fucking job you lazy bastards. They probably dont even have a working visa to be here.
Article about the "Handouts"


4. The "Pirate" Show outside Treasure Island. I can't believe in two years I havent seen this show. What a freakin waste. The choreography looked like it was done by some kid whose parents forgot he was on the strip with them...



This sums up how I feel bout Las Vegas, what a waste of space.



BT

Office of the President

I had to do some research about the Office of the President of the US. According to Wiki I have to be a Natural Born Citizen of the US, Over the Age of 35, and have been a permanent resident in the United States for at least fourteen years. I will meet all three of those in two years. I didnt realize 35 was the minimum age to "apply"

These are NOT requirments, just facts:
* Thirty-one of forty-two Presidents had military service records; all but one of them (James Buchanan) served as an officer.
* Every president has had prior experience as a Congressman, Senator, Cabinet Secretary, Governor, General in the U.S. Army, or as Vice President of the United States.
* Every president to date has been a white male.
* Every president to date has been a Christian[citation needed]; all but one have been Protestants, with the most common denomination being Episcopalian; John F. Kennedy has been the only Roman Catholic. Ronald Reagan was baptized a Catholic, but he was reared in the Disciples of Christ faith by his mother.

So the thought hit me tonight...Maybe I could run for president....My Platform would be "You are full of Shit" In all the debates, anytime my opponent said something...my response would be "You are full of shit" You cant live up to those promises.

Really I just want to say that in a debate, on National TV....

BT

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